Ultra-Soft "GET NAKED" Bath Mat
16"×24"
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$59.99
Regular price
$100.00
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16"×24" or 20"×31"?
Same mat, same lettering, same feel underfoot — the size just decides how much of the floor the joke covers. Measure the clear strip in front of your tub or shower before you pick.
| Choose | If this sounds like you |
|---|---|
| 16"×24" | A small bathroom or a powder room where the door swings inward and anything bigger gets shoved along the tile every time someone comes in. |
| 20"×31" | You want to step out with both feet and stay on it while you towel off, and you have the floor space to let the lettering read properly from the doorway. |
The larger one is the better buy if the mat is going in the bathroom guests use — the words need room to land.
Is this too much for your house?
Fair question, and the honest answer is that it depends entirely on which door it sits behind. It is a very good mat and a very unsubtle one.
| Works in | Avoid |
|---|---|
| Your own ensuite, a share house, a first apartment, the guest bathroom of anyone with a sense of humour, and as a housewarming present for someone who has run out of things to unwrap | A kids' bathroom, the bathroom your in-laws use at Christmas, a rental listing photo, and any bathroom where you want the floor to be the quiet part |
Care is the same as any plush mat: cold or warm machine wash, no bleach, low heat or line dry. The step people skip is hanging it up after the shower rather than leaving it flat — a plush mat left face-down on cold tile stays damp all day and starts to smell before it starts to look worn.
The only piece of decor in the house that tells people what to do.
Bathrooms are where interiors go to be boring. A towel, a mirror, a mat the color of porridge. This is a mat with GET NAKED written across it in large letters, which means the plainest room in your home now has exactly one thing in it with a personality. And unlike a sign on the wall, you are also standing on something ultra-soft at seven in the morning while the tile stays where it belongs — away from your feet.
A novelty mat still has to be a good mat
Most joke bathmats fail on the second wash. The lettering is printed onto a thin flat surface, the print cracks along the fold lines, and within a month you have a grey rectangle with a partial word on it. The lettering here is worked into the surface of the mat itself, which is why the words survive laundering — there is no ink film to break.
The pile is the other half. Deep and soft, with enough density that it takes the water running off your legs instead of sliding it around, and enough recovery that you don't end up with two permanent footprints pressed into the middle. That combination is what makes it a mat you keep using rather than a gag you retire after the first dinner party.
Where it goes and how it reads
- 16"×24" — the compact version. The lettering runs tighter across the mat, so it reads as a graphic first and a sentence second. Good for tucking in beside a vanity or in a narrow room where the mat has to stay out of the door's path.
- 20"×31" — the full statement. More floor covered, more space around the letters, and it is legible the moment the door opens. This is the one to buy if the point is the reaction.
What You're Getting
- One Ultra-Soft "GET NAKED" Bath Mat in your chosen Size
- Size — 16"×24" or 20"×31"
- GET NAKED lettering worked into the mat surface rather than printed on top
- Deep ultra-soft pile that absorbs rather than pushes water around
- Pile recovery, so it doesn't hold a permanent pair of footprints
- Machine washable — cold or warm wash, no bleach
- Low heat or line dry to keep the pile standing
- Hang it to dry after heavy use instead of leaving it flat on tile
Free tracked shipping to your door. Easy 30-day returns.
Free tracked shipping to your door
30 days to live with it. Send it back if it’s not the one — fewer than 1% of customers ever do.
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Orders are packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of payment.
Delivery time
- USA — 5–10 business days after dispatch
We ship within the United States only.
Tracking
Every order ships with end-to-end tracking. You’ll get a tracking link by email the moment your parcel leaves the warehouse.
Money Back Guarantee
If a piece doesn’t feel right in your home, get in touch within 30 days of delivery. We’ll arrange a refund or exchange — whichever you prefer.
No essays required. No restocking fees. Just a quick email to support@loftandstone.com and we’ll take it from there.
Fewer than 1% of customers ever need to use this, but the option’s always there — because home should feel like home.
