Squeeze the Day' Non-Slip Bath Mat
Sale price
$79.99
Regular price
$135.00
Skip to product information
Free tracked US shipping — 5–10 business days
30-day returns — free prepaid US return label
Dispatched in 1–3 business days
SSL-encrypted secure checkout
Is this the mat for your bathroom, or the wrong kind of funny?
It's a non-slip bath mat first and a joke second — but it is definitely a joke, and you should be sure you want one. A citrus print and a pun on the floor changes the temperature of a room. Some bathrooms are better for it; a few aren't.
| Where it lands | If this sounds like you |
|---|---|
| The main bathroom | The room is all white tile and it's been beige and joyless since you moved in. You want one object with a personality in it. |
| A kid's or shared bathroom | Somebody is getting out of the bath at speed onto wet tile and you'd rather they landed on something with grip. |
| The guest bathroom | You want visitors to notice something and smirk, and you're not precious about the room being serious. |
If your bathroom is meant to read as a spa, this is the wrong mat and you should buy a plain one.
Will the non-slip actually grip on your floor?
Non-slip backing works by contact, so the surface underneath matters more than the mat does. On a smooth, clean, dry-underneath floor it stays put. On the wrong surface no bath mat on earth holds.
| Works on | Avoid |
|---|---|
| Sealed ceramic and porcelain tile | Deep textured or heavily riven tile, where the backing only touches the high points |
| Vinyl and sealed timber bathroom floors | Straddling a wide grout line or a threshold strip, which lifts one edge and starts the sliding |
| Smooth stone with a clean, residue-free surface | Floors with conditioner or soap film on them — the film, not the mat, is what slides |
The step everyone skips: wipe and dry the floor before you first lay it down. A mat placed on a soapy film never grips properly, and people blame the mat for months.
Stepping out of the shower stops being the most dangerous part of your morning.
Wet tile is genuinely treacherous, and the standard solution is a sad grey rectangle that goes slimy underneath and gets kicked into the corner by Tuesday. The Squeeze the Day' Non-Slip Bath Mat does the same safety job while being the one thing in a white bathroom that isn't white. You look down at citrus and a bad pun instead of another beige square.
The grip is the part you're actually buying
A bath mat has two jobs and most only do one. The top face has to take the water off your feet fast enough that you don't track it across the hallway, and the underside has to stay married to the floor while you're standing on one leg drying the other. That second job is where cheap mats fail: they're a towel with nothing underneath, so the whole thing skates the moment you shift weight. The non-slip backing here is what stops that, gripping the floor so the mat stays where you left it rather than concertinaing against the vanity. The print is on the face you stand on, so it stays visible instead of being the thing that wears off first against the floor.
- Printed top face — the citrus artwork and the pun, on the side you see. Absorbent underfoot so it takes drips rather than pooling them.
- Non-slip underside — the working surface. Gripped to the floor rather than free-floating, which is what keeps it flat when you step off the bath edge.
What You're Getting
- One Squeeze the Day' Non-Slip Bath Mat, ready to lay down
- Non-slip backing so it stays put when you step off the bath or shower edge
- Absorbent printed top face that takes the water off your feet rather than spreading it
- Citrus artwork and wordmark printed on the side you actually see
- Suits sealed tile, vinyl, sealed timber and smooth stone
- Lay it flat rather than across a grout line or threshold strip, which lifts an edge
- Hang it to dry between uses so the underside doesn't stay damp against the floor
- Wipe the floor clean first — soap film under a mat is what causes most sliding
Free tracked shipping to your door. Easy 30-day returns.
Free tracked shipping to your door
30 days to live with it. Send it back if it’s not the one — fewer than 1% of customers ever do.
Shipping Info
Processing
Orders are packed and dispatched within 1–3 business days of payment.
Delivery time
- USA — 5–10 business days after dispatch
We ship within the United States only.
Tracking
Every order ships with end-to-end tracking. You’ll get a tracking link by email the moment your parcel leaves the warehouse.
Money Back Guarantee
If a piece doesn’t feel right in your home, get in touch within 30 days of delivery. We’ll arrange a refund or exchange — whichever you prefer.
No essays required. No restocking fees. Just a quick email to support@loftandstone.com and we’ll take it from there.
Fewer than 1% of customers ever need to use this, but the option’s always there — because home should feel like home.
